Flight705 pt1.
Main characters:
Phoebe from friends – New hostess in the airplane
Red Riding Hood: The hostess in the airplane, she is nice, naive, and a bit clumsy because she is working all day long. But still, loves her job
The Wolf: On the way to Hague for being judged for the supporting war tehniques in Iraq forests.
Kylie Minogue: Looking forwards to spend cheap holiday in Eastern Europe after expensive operation.Her next stop is Vienna.
Stefano Gabanna: Kylies’ assistant
Kaliopi (the worlds patetique singer from Macedonia. She has abandoned her son many ears ago because of her drinking problems and left him suffer in Macedonia. Now she feels bad for it, and all the time she sings she cries for that on the stage) Going to Vienna.
Rest characters:
-Snowhite’s step mom
-The woodchuck from Tom and Jerry
-Fireman Sam
Phoebe and Red Riding Hood are getting the passengers prepared for the flight.
Phoebe: Honey, you do not feel so good. What is wrong with you now?!
Red Riding Hood: I don’t know. I’m bit tired and I…I…
Phoebe: You went to the wrong way in the forest-AGAIN?!
Red Riding Hood: Yes, but this time, I really saw someone… maybe not. But today, I really have the bad feeling. Something bad is going to happen.
Phoebe: No honey, you need to relax. You are over obligated all the time. Start taking your medicals regularly and do not think of the job a lot. You were last shift the last night?!
Red Riding Hood: Yes. Skopje – Dynseyland
Phoebe: Nice, someone, saw someone, somewhere, somehow?!
Red Riding Hood: Yeah, but he barely saw me. He was with Cinderella and…I might start losing interest into …really bad day. Never mind.
Phoebe: Oook, you need to relax. Sit down and I’ll do the part of your job today. – Gee.. Ash. I always wanted to do this.-she goes in front of the passengers: Good day my dear sweet passengers. I’m Phoebe, and I will give you the instructions for the flight. This is Boeing of Blessed Airlines, flight nr. 705, and you are honored to fly with the newest model of this type on the Balkan… Not better, but updated version will make you have more comfortable flight with 3 new Deep Electro Radio Stations. Possibility of polyphonic ring tone on the phones in front of you and sending free MMS messages. Prince of Persia 3 will be allowed for Business Class only. But no worries you got the cheat codes for the 2nd edition.
All the rest is well known for you, so do not move until we fly…
Maria Curie: And what is the H= to until we need to stand up?
Phoebe: Shut up and let me finish.
Mamley (Sitting next to Maria and laughing in his style).
Phoebe: Aha, so, do not stand up until you see I stand up. In case plane crashes, the yellow thingies will, not appear. Ha ha ha, just kidding. It is all logical, have a nice flight…Hey you…
Dwarf Grumpy: I?!
Phoebe: Yes, you. I said do not remove the seat belts until you see me move.
Dwarf Grumpy: Yes, but someone set on my chair.
Rest 6 Dwarfs: Yes, someone sit on our chairs too.
Phoebe: OK. Sit down for now. We will solve the problem after in the air. (going to the cabinet) A mystery is going on here, or my name is Sherlock Holmes.But is not.
Red Riding Hood: I told you. I have bad feeling in my stomach too, especially when I see the sopooky…
Phoebe: Yeah. Isn’t that the dude that ate you and your grandma?!
Red Riding Hood: Yes. And I think that Ponte is going to place him where he belongs.
Phoebe: No worries, he only wanted to scare you. He didn’t chew you, just swallowed you. Bad experience anyway.
The alarm beeps.
Phoebe: Enough talking, the work is waiting for us. (They start to serve meals)
Red Riding Hood: Help yourself. (serving meals slowly just not to arrive to the wolf)
Phoebe serves the meals in business class.
Phoebe: Here, take the sweet apple.
The sweet girl: Sorry do you have other fruits.
Phoebe: Who am I?! Your mother? No!
The girl: No, the point is that I do not eat apples. They might be poisoned
Phoebe: Ha-ha ha. You are you Snowhite?!
The girl: Yes.
Phoebe: Right! You know, I own 70% in Donald Trump company…Oh no. It is really you… So, here is the one who set on the seven dwarfs chairs.
The girl: Please keep my secret safe. I do not want people to know that I’m here.
Phoebe: No worries, your secret is safe with me.
Kaliopi sits next to Kylie
Kaliopi (with the picture of her son- of course): This is my son, Pako. I love him so much. Yes I do. All I do, I do it for him and my Macedonia.
Kylie: You know, I’m a bit scared. What if medical results are not OK?! What if something goes wrong?!
Kaliopi: No honey. Do not worry. When you fly with me, from Macedonia, and the person having son like Paco, it is all going to be fine. (She gets excited, as she talks to Kylie, stands up and starts to sing Macedonian national anthem. As she stands up, Phoebe goes behind her. Puts her arm on Kaliopi’s shoulder and starts to sing with her. 1 min later the whole plane is singing. Stefano makes the hip-hop rhythm )
Kaliopi: That was the best song. Song that I love. Song for my son Pako and my colleague Kylie that flies with us today, a song to make her feel better.
Phoebe: Anything for drink?!
Kylie: Tomato juice please.
Kaliopi: No! One sangria, so my friend will be more relaxed.
Red Riding Hood serves food …
Red Riding Hood: You want pork or beef?
Stefano Gabanna: No, I just want the cell. Nr from the Mr. Cool hairy fur. ( pointing to the wolf, telling to Kyile)What you say the fur to be yours?!.
Kylie (in panic): Just take it down, and down. Slow down.
Red Riding Hood continues to serve food in economy class: Pork or beef
The wolf: I want to eat you.
FBI officer: You! You better do not want to eat anything, because sure Ponte plans to eat you.
The wolf: Beef
Red Riding Hood: Mustard?
The wolf: No. Just extra pickles, and onion rings with fried potatoes please.
Red Riding Hood: Here you are sir.
Phoebe (starts offering Duty Free Products): Anyone interested in Duty Free. Perfume, Shampoo, Marlboro…
The old woman: Excuse me, do you sell mirrors?!
Phoebe: We have in the toilet one. Per peace in the catalogue is not available. BUT, if you order one shampoo, we will give you another one free. And if you order in the next 10 min the mirror you get free too.
The woman: It is with good quality?
Phoebe: You bet. I both it last year, still the same quality. The best thing is that ate discounted this flight. ONLY 39.95.Tax not included. That why is DUTY FREE.
The woman: Can it tell you who is the most beautiful?!
Phoebe: You bet.
The woman: 3 shampoos please.
Meanwhile people start eating the food.
The wolf (to the FBA: officer): Now you’ll have to clean my mouth.
The officer: Yeah sure! Eat the meal!!!
The wolf: How am I supposed to eat with these things on my mouth?
Red Riding Hood: I still can smell not good thing coming on here…
As the officer takes the mask of wolf’s mouth, the wolf bites him…..
