HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALL?!
So, you are alone again… Typical…Mon. – Thurs. 21.00 till you get sleepy… That is a lot of time my friend…
Even though you know you have to wake up early…Repeat the presentation. Make sure your suit is clean and ready to wear… The time is still not moving. You’ve smoked tons of cigarettes… Check the phone again… Still nobody… Ooook… Now is time to play “push as much more as you can, the send/receive button”. Come one… No junk mail… I AM WILLING TO READ VIAGRA ADVERTS… JUST NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME… and go to bed…. Look at the phone again… no calls… and is still 21.34…aaand 16 sec… Call my roommate… Nothing of him/her. That is the life when you live on the edge… No time for real relationship… No one to waste the time with… Not till Friday…. Come on… Why “Out of practice” “Will and Grace” begin at 22.30… And the thing that makes the situation even worse… I ever time begin to see the new- best season…. I’m allowed to do it MONDAYS ONLY?!
Oook, I have 30 more minutes, I have nothing to do, it is Thursday, and I’m alone and naked… But I’m wearing sunglasses… Let’s rock. You can feel the energy now. Make the plan now fast… If you do not make your self comfy, you will suffer for not being organized. The Coke… Where is my Coke…? Yes… Place it in the freezer… You were so tired when you came back from work that you forgot to place it in the “delicious maker”. Sandwiches… Yesss… It will take me 20 min… And 10 to decorate the bed… Bread… I need Bread… Ok… 3 min for each…Do not waste time… turkey or ham… salad or just some… take it all… hurry… While you take all of the stuff in the fridge… check on the Coke… Noo… Still not cold enough… Melons…I’m not supposed to eat this… Just make it delicious…2 peaces of brad are done… only 4 series, 2 for each, 6 more bread peaces… Is it enough… If I eat in normal way… I will be done by the first eight of the movie… Yes… Smoke cigarette after every 2 peaces, so you will have enough for all the series… Noooo… It is not the problem… There are commercials after every one… So … you will take each snack separated by the beginning for each series….Beeep… the brads are done… Run baby. Run…Make this one… Hamm?! 2 or 3 peaces of ham… Hmmm… I have 8 more left… Will I have enough for all the snacks…? Heyyyyyyyy…. I have a whole box of turkey… Just enjoy… Haaaaaa…this is fuuuun…. I feel happy… and this is making me REALLY hungry… Hmmm… smoke one cigarette… check the Coke… Yes…It is cold….heyyyy… I did not know that there are still micro chips in this fridge… ha…. Why not eat it…But I do not have enough for all the snacks… I can decorate the rest with Pringles (Even though in front of the colleagues you eat at the “Prêt a Manner and go to gym every day)… Can you imagine… I have pizza flavor…I’m the happiest person in the life… Put the micro chips in the micro wave…. Finish the cigarette… Fill the glass with Coke… Yes… I know you want it… Good boy/ girl… The first half of the sandwich is gone… Yess…There is 10 min brake between “Lost” and Grace Anatomy”… And it takes 6 to make one… Hmm… Go to the room… What?! My LCD’s gamma is not in the right angles… You are so addicted to the sandwich that you can not decide whether you like to make the TV in the right position or finish it… That is not the problem… Fill the mouth with the 1st half of your “snack”. It is snack though… you eat it for TV…it has ham, turkey, tomato, mayones, ketchup, mustard, cucumber, and cheese. Heyy, how could I forget my salad cream…? I should add some on the rest of the “snack”. Now when you are sure the sandwich is safe in you mouth …you can fix the gamma angle… A bit left… A bit to the right… Woo…I’ve gain weight. This is not nice… Look at your self… This is the last day I’m…-beep, the bread is done- Eating this much… (Sure). Yesss… My snacks are all done… Take the Coke from the fridge… Heyyy…what is this cheesecake doing in my fridge… This and no more food for this night. Now you are all ready… Just try not to eat all the micro chips …. You know it is not much left… Now you are in the living room… The gamma is fixed; I have all the food on my table… Maaaaaaan… I need to be more responsible… I forgot my lighter in the kitchen… Oook… Now is fine… No… Nooo… I can not reach the glass…. No… I can reach the glass but the snacks are too far away… I take all on the sofa… Bing…Bing…Bonk Stupid remote control… Buy yourself new batteries… Turn the volume to 10000… no worries… the neighbor is in your position too… Oh… this is the life…. Tara tram… tarata ta taaam… Come on…. Why they make the film theme so long… It is half of it… my sandwich is already gone….no… this is no good… You have promised to your self that you will eat 1 sandwich for one show… Hum… I can fix more during the commercial… So, you take bonus for the first show…
Will: I think that this new neighborhood is so nice…
You: Haaaaaaa ha ha ha…
Will: blab la blab
You: Haaaaa, ha ha….
Hmm… To be or not to be… Nooo, I said… Smoke cigarette instead of eating!!! This cigarette tastes bad…
I WANT TO EAT… no, not another sandwich… Pringles?! Yes… You got the whole nine yards, you got everything perfect, when you looked at the watch and realized that the whole food is already gone….And has passed maximum 20 minutes. I can’t move… I’m full… Oh my god… From tomorrow, I pay for every single Fashion and Workout channel that is available on TV…. No more food… But you still need to do something during the show…. Bored… You are even more bored… (25 min later)…Are these the same shows from last week?!… Well, you can not say that watching the last season is 3 times longer than it is fun… Still bored… You have never felt more bored in the entire life…. As the shows go on, you realize that you are looking for something… What is missing now…? Shut… And it was so big and good shaped…I’m picking my nose… and I’m enjoying it… So after you have finished your meal and realized that it is not a good thing to eat more, but you still needed to do something… So you started the “rhinotillexomania” process. It is a process containing several deferent levels. Level one, or known as the happiest level of the “rhinotillexomania” or in street language “nose picking”. It is the best, because the dryness’s level of the mucus is highest. You may produce so big balls. After you remove it from the nose, so you are supplied with row material, it needs to be placed in production level (shaping). The goal is to produce as bigger ball as you can. The bigger ball you make, the more level of satisfaction you get. If the raw material is not enough, or is already all used in the first level of the process, you wait for next 10-15 min. If the ball is so small, your hands are filled with bacteria, so you may use a bit of black bacteria. For this, you place half of the shaped material, on the top of the pointing finger. Half you leave on side, in case the trial does not succeed. Now, place it on the opposite hand. Push as hard as you can. Now you have more material. Until it gets dried, you have a ball to play with. Sometimes you fell the dried ones in the corner. But leave them… It will help and improve the production of vol. 2 balls. You are happy. It gets bigger and bigger. Enjoyable. Aha, serial 2 are done. With half of the ball take more of the row material. Now you are the happiest. You have enough material. You can shape it even in cylindrical forms. Balls. You can even get bored. You can smash the figure, and start the process all over again. You have spent so much time, that you forgot on the game when you lighted a cigarette. Nooo, did I miss it. Shout. Is it on my Shirt…? Where are you…? Do not leave me… Bu any way, it has passed a long time, so you have dried enough for production of a new one. You lose it… After a bit of time, you find your first one… You are happy. Yes you are… And you do the procedure all over and over… Until you go to bed….. But try not to do it in public.
